Convocation was held on 27th June 2009, at Kohinoor Continental. This year we had 54 graduates walking for their Associates and Bachelors Degree. This event was organized by the students graduation committee. Members of the Graduation Committee: Aliasgar (Me), Roosevelt, Sanjay, Nishit, Sunaina, Ankit, Harvey, Calvin, Saba, Wren, Faiza, Ryan, Radhika, Dikshika & Nikhil.
Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You’re a group of incredibly, well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were there. You’re barely functional. There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups, but the screw-ups, they’re a-coming for ya. It’s a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb
“I am terminally sentimental about graduations.They are almost as much a step into the unknown as funerals—though I was assured, there is life after graduation.”
Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You’re a group of incredibly, well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were there. You’re barely functional. There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups, but the screw-ups, they’re a-coming for ya. It’s a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb
“I am terminally sentimental about graduations.They are almost as much a step into the unknown as funerals—though I was assured, there is life after graduation.”
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